If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
are you satan
^^^ I was thinking just that.
“Christmas was coming. One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to
find itself covered in several feet of snow. The lake froze solid and the
Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they
followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.”